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Joke of the Day

"My silent frog died... After a noiseless life and a drawn out death, the little guy finally croaked."

"I don't really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there."

"I had planned to post a tennis joke But after asking around I figured you guys wouldn't luv it."

"What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ... Britney asked to be hit one more time.."

"I accidentally planted some marijuana seeds on my farm It's all gone to pot"

"Did you hear about the man with five penises? Condom fit like a glove"

"what's the most impressive thing about tom cruise performing his own stunts? he does it in heels"

"Whenever I'm feeling stressed I go to the house of mirrors... I find it's a really great place to reflect."

"Why did Jesus get a ticket? He tried to skip the Cross walk."

"A buddy of mine isn't sure whether he believes in creamy holiday beverages or not. He's eggnogstic."