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Joke of the Day
"what did the trilby wearing neckbeard atheist find in t he synagogue during channukkah m'nora"
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"How do chickens connect online? faceBAWK!"
"How was marriage instituted? A bunch of prostitutes wanted to start a labor union."
"Whenever I feel discouraged, I remember the words of my then-3 yr old after she puked carrots on the floor: ""I'm gonna need more carrots."""
"[Giraffes at gym] ""What do you want to work on today?"" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. ""So...neck day again"" You bet"
"I'm walking on sunshine, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and I'm startin' to feel AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS TERRIBLE"
"I was walking down the street When I ran into Oedipus; so I said, ""what's up motherf**ker?"
"Where do footballers dance? At a football!"
"Two Jewish guys are outside smoking... Hitler says, ""Who left these bodies here? Get them back inside the camp!"""
"When I was getting a prostate exam, I asked the doctor where I should put my pants.. ""Over there, beside mine"" was not the answer I was expecting."