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Joke of the Day

"You know who brings a knife to a gun fight? Cannibals. And also a fork."

"It's impossible to have an *ok* time on a trampoline. It's either the most fun you've ever had or you go to the hospital."

"What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle? The Dear Reader."

"That new movie called Erectile dysfunction What a flop."

"Where does a sad chemist find employment? At an apathycary!"

"A man went into his local pharmacy to purchase condoms. After ringing his item up the cashier asked, ""Would you like a bag?"" The man responded, ""No, she's not that ugly."""

"What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician? Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts..."

"Why is the fridge shaking so much? It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!"

"It's never worth getting into an argument about creationist Adam & Eve versus evolution You're just comparing apples and origins"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? ""How long have you been having this phantasy?"""