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Joke of the Day

"In honor of MLK day: Why don't black people sleep? ...Because the only one that had a dream was shot."

"If I wanted a president, who had never touched a vagina... ...I would've voted Jeb!"

"If my penis was an inch longer.... ....it would be a foot."

"Imagine a hunter in a deer stand but instead of a gun he has a long stick he pokes the deer with and they look around like ""ok who did that"""

"I like to slip a Honey Boo Boo episode in every once in awhile to remind my husband that it could be worse."

"[at aquarium] That's a lot of octopussys to have in a tank. ""Octopi"" Oh sorry...that's a lot of octopussys to occupy a tank."

"You must be the square root of -1 Because you can't be real."

"What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan? Batteru Royaru with Chizu"

"11 was a race horse 11 was 12 11 1 1 race 12 1 1 2"

"Campbell's Soup annual business meeting Current products are selling fine...See everyone next year."