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Joke of the Day

"Book nerds all be like.. 420 blaze it? More like, 451 BLAZE IT! .... On second thoughts, this is probably why I have no friends"

"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never get to meet."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"She told me to give her nine inches and to make it hurt... So i fucked her three times and punched her in the gut."

"I'm taking my niece and nephew to the corn maze today. If I can't lose them there, I'll try the mall again."

"I don't know why people like to crack rape jokes They're a real touchy subject which rub others the wrong way"

"Someone please tell my mother she won't get a free iPod by clicking the links. She's convinced I just don't want to show her how to use it."

"If they had a 4chan game... It'd always be in beta."

"Men are like pillows. Eventually even the best ones get soft and lumpy."

"My ex and I would role play from time to time. She would dress up as a teacher and call my mother to tell her that I ate the Crayons again."