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Joke of the Day

"When I die, I hope Bethesda lowers my coffin into the ground. So they can let me down one last time."

"Christian Bale won Best Supporting Actor for playing a mentally unstable drug addict.And then Charlie Sheen was like, ""You can get an award for that?"

"How does a mathematician get Tan? Sin/Cos"

"How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews."

"What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife? He gets hammered and she gets nailed."

"Where my hanging preposition lovers at?"

"What did Jesus say to all the black people before he died on the cross? Don't do anything till I come back."

"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!"

"How do pirates know they are pirates? They think therefore they arrr"

"I like my cream like I like my slaves Whipped"