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Joke of the Day

"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Sam with diarrhea."

"What is the best part of Pokemon Go? I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me."

"A son goes to his parents and says ""Mom, Dad... I'm gay."" The Dad immediately responds. ""HI GAY, I'M DAD."""

"What idiot called it the road to Bethlehem instead of the highway to the manger zone?"

"What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome? Names"

"Summer and winter had been growing apart as friends... when summer called up winter she ask him why he was so cold."

"Did you hear about this year's newest fad diet coming out of New York and New Jersey? The swim-fast diet."

"I want to adopt two kids... ... with cancer, both named Jordan. I've always wanted a sick pair of Jordans."

"Whenever I see an unsecured WiFi, I just assume it's owned by a chimpanzee sitting in a room and hitting a keyboard with a hammer."

"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!"