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Joke of the Day

"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Sam with diarrhea."

"When an 8 falls over it's an infinity til it gets up."

"Do you know why the Little Mermaid wore seashells? Because she was too small for D shells."

"I know I'm more literater than you because of my fancificacious vocabularianistic wordicisms."

"If Amy Winehouse complained a lot... She'd be Amy Whinehouse"

"A man walks into a bar And says ouch. Hello Caldera! I'll be here all week!"

"Some people don't believe in New Year resolutions. Like everyone in this McDonald's drive thru."

"what is the difference between mosquito and prostitute? One sucks free of cost while the other is paid for sucking"

"My local HBCU started a new Graduate Degree Program If you do 4 years in the field for your Master's, they let you work in the kitchen."

"Why was Jared Fogle upset? Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison."