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Joke of the Day

"Summer and winter had been growing apart as friends... when summer called up winter she ask him why he was so cold."

"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it. If you didn't like it then you shoulda melted cheese on it."

"don't usually brag about helping people, but when I saw an old lady drop her groceries, I yelled: ""lift with a straight back!"" it felt good"

"yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell"

"How many cops dose it take to change a light bulb? 5 one to replace the bulb and 4 to beat the room for being black."

"NEVER challenge a chinese man If he says he can do something in the blink of an eye, chances are he's gonna be quicker than you."

"some penguins also can't fly because of their previous statements on Hamas and Afghanistan"

"Our father who art in heaven what does that mean like painting or something"

"Q: Did you hear about the bulimic bachelor party? A: The cake came out of the girl."

"It took me 6 months to finish a puzzle.. ..which I think is amazing considering the box said 2-4 years"