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Joke of the Day

"Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands... Police say that he topped himself."

"My girlfriend said she was in such a foul mood. So I took her to KFC"

"How did Jared lose 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend"

"Doctor Griffith offers both Veterinary and Taxidermy services. His tag line is ""Either way, you get your pet back""."

"What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common? Immigrants"

"Did you hear about the Easter Egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs"

"Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. You deserve it."

"*puts hand on your knee *slowly moves up your thigh *runs over your hip *drags finger up your stomach *grabs remote *changes channel"

"My friend said he was really down because of his car troubles... I told him i didn't wan't to hear his saab story."

"Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism? The answer may surprise you!"