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Joke of the Day
"Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. You deserve it."
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"What is Putin's favorite new ballot? Crimea River"
"Why is it ""canceled"" in America, but ""cancelled"" in England? Because we gave them that L in 1776."
"Why does ed not have a girlfriend? Because sheeran"
"If they gave out awards for sex... You wouldn't even have a participation ribbon As in, you have not participated. You are virgin"
"What do gay horses eat? Horse dick."
"What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed? A non-prophet"
"Hello sir. Your toddler called me a 'stinky poopyhead' at the store. I've spent 6 days formulating a comeback, and I'd like to own him now."
"[marriage counseling] She thinks I'm stupid ""He covers himself in baby powder before we have sex"" HOW ELSE DO YOU MAKE A BABY, KAREN?"
"How many hipsters dose it take to change a light bulb? A: None they have a guy for that comes on Tuesdays only uses reproductions of antique bulbs"