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Joke of the Day

"Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. You deserve it."

"What did the Belgian Nazis call themselves? The Waffle S.S."

"Whats the difference between a South African tourist and a racist? About a week or so"

"The best joke today.... Lol @ your username"

"Just had a 9 minute argument with The Boy over why he needs to change his underwear this morning. Don't forget your birth control, friends."

"Directions to take a 1000 mile journey Step 1"

"How did the sailor stranded on an island with a calendar survive a year? Eating the dates and Sundays."

"If I were a woman I'd probably use tampons because it seems like it would be hard to stuff a maxi pad all the way up there."

"The Canadian election consists of two men apologizing till one concedes, the winner is then elected king of Canada. Or something like that."

"Me: Get the tires rotated?? Don't they rotate enough while the car is moving? Mechanic: Omg you're right! What a scam. I truly apologize."