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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Griffith offers both Veterinary and Taxidermy services. His tag line is ""Either way, you get your pet back""."

"Anti-virus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges. If they catch him I guess the trial will last 30 days."

"Jesus, the first pin up model"

"I turned my phone onto ""Airplane Mode"" and threw it into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever."

"Dammit, this spermicide didn't work at all. My kids are still here and now they won't stop whining about their eyes burning"

"So a frog parked his car in a ""no parking"" zone..... His ride got toad away."

"What kind of car does Hillary Clinton drive? A Subaru"

"Jews don't recognize Jesus. Protestants don't recognize the Pope. Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store."

"Just cause something is your middle name doesn't mean you do it all the time. My middle name is sexhaver. Lol ok, bad example, but"

"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't like when random people come knocking on their door."