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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend said she was in such a foul mood. So I took her to KFC"
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"Why did the bacteria cross the microscope? To get to the other slide"
"I had my first PBR and it turns out that the stuff is just beer. It's just beer everyone"
"I hate when my kids say ""But mom; it was an accident!"" So were you pumpkin, but I still have to take responsibility for you."
"PSA for vacationing families: Don't let your kids play PokemonGo at Disney. They'll get eaten by wild Feraligatrs."
"Which African country has the most obese inhabitants? Burkina Fatso"
"I just watched a movie where a serial killer murders people then cooks their dead bodies... It was a heartwarming story from start to finish"
"How often do women become completely unreasonable? Periodically."
"""Mum! Dad's got his cock in the biscuit barrel!"" ""Don't worry, he's just fucking crackers."""
"Expecting your guy to be romantic all the time is like expecting you to behave like a porn star all the time."