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Joke of the Day

"What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common? Immigrants"

"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop."

"For Sale: Golden Retriever, Had for 9 months has yet to retrieve any gold. Should just bought metal detector! Unbelievable."

"GUIDE TO BEING BATMAN: 1. Lose parents, inherit everything 2. Let people get murdered 3. Never murder the Joker cause he's the best at puns"

"What do Romans say when their wives run away? Caesar!"

"What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer? A hole in Juan"

"Speech Joke. Why shouldn't you eye-fuck someone? Because there is a chance you will get visual aids."

"How to make your wife take care while driving? Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age."

"Occasionally, I like to go to Walmart, buy a jar of Vaseline, a cucumber and a Bottle of Gin and wink at the cashier"

"What do the French call a bad Thursday? A tra-jeudi."