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Joke of the Day
"It's always an ungodly hour for atheists."
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"How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching? Terra-fied."
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"My drug of choice is laughter....and cocaine. Mostly cocaine. Sometimes angel dust. Molly is cool too. RT if you love Jesus."
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