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Joke of the Day
"It's always an ungodly hour for atheists."
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"friend: wish you were here! me, abruptly stopping whatever I'm doing and captaining a speedboat approaching your house: oh really"
"What's the best drink for a dog? An old faschund."
"What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !"
"I love giving a little kid the tongue, and then watching him run to his mother holding the severed tongue I just gave him."
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You beat the shit out of her."
"What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities? He flips houses"
"Talking about school grades with your parents like... Parents: Got any A's this semester? Me: Go fish."
"A man sees a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down a jail from a rope... ...he looks at him for a second, and says,""Well, that's a little condescending."""
"What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than two bee stings? Still the Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. good'ole anti-humor haha"