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Joke of the Day
"I'm trying to find a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing"
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"What do you call a fat Asian? moo-lan"
"What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms? Kung Pao Chicken"
"I like my women like I like my whiskey. Aged 14 years and mixed up in a little coke."
"Leave everyone stranded at a bank robbery to play laser tag when you're the get away driver and suddenly no one is your friend anymore"
"My doctor told me I have the vitals of someone half my age. I have no idea how he found out, but now I'll have to kill him too."
"The Apple store in town got robbed last night the police have sent out an appeal for iWitnesses"
"What did the french say to the Nazis when they invaded ? Table for 50,000?"
"What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos? Looking sharp."
"What's the opposite of a basic Jew? A Hasidic Jew. (Thank you.. Thank you.. I'll be here all week..)"