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Joke of the Day
"TIL that my chemistry professor is a zoophile I walked in on him while he was in his lab"
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"I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."
"i just saw a black girl rt one of those teenage girl accounts saying ""i honestly wish I was a teen in the 50's"".......... no u don't"
"? Hey there Delilah, what's it like when u go grazing I know u said you're not a cow but girl this milk sure tastes amazing Did u just moo ?"
"What do you call... What do you call nuts on the wall? -Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? -Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? -Dick in your mouth."
"[travels back in time] [accidentally kills Baby Charlie Chaplin]"
"I wanna see some BUTTS on da dance floor! ONLY butts. Detached from their owners, just kinda in a pile. In the middle. Nice. Good butt pile."
"What did the pirate name his pet clam? Michelle"
"Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese? Because Jesus took the wheel."
"What are most people afraid of about Hilary Clinton? Her Penis"