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Joke of the Day

"A little girl told her mother ""Mommy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up!"" The mother answered ""Well make up your mind, sweetheart""."

"I had an ambivalent girlfriend once, but I had to dump her. I found out she was addicted to Meh."

"Did you hear that Russia considers US intervention in Syria illegal? They even wrote a song about it... ""Crimea River"""

"My girl broke up with me, thinks I am childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and ran away..HA!"

"Somehow my beach-bod went to a dad-bod and unfortunately now it's more of a beached-dad-bod."

"How do you identify a vegan at a party? You don't, they come and tell you"

"Can you believe my girlfriend's mother said I'm a pedophile because I'm 40 and she's 20? Just because she's a mother doesn't mean she can judge people twice her age."

"What is the greatest joke in the world? My life. My life is a joke."

"Why do women love the smell of babies so much? Because 50% of the taste is in the smell."

"What is the opposite of a meme? A youyou"