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Joke of the Day

"Can you believe my girlfriend's mother said I'm a pedophile because I'm 40 and she's 20? Just because she's a mother doesn't mean she can judge people twice her age."

"I feel bad for women who say finding true love is the best experience in life. They've obviously never found their bra size on clearance."

"A real Picasso painting declared a forgery by a fake authenticator... ...is art officially artificial according to an artificial art official."

"I've been supporting Tyler Perry since the beginning... I have all of his plays and movies on bootleg."

"What do you call a joke with no ending?"

"Pornhub titles always lack depth, and imagination. Yes, we know college girl tries anal for first time, but whats her major? Her dreams?"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. But how did two flies get in a light bulb?"

"What's missing from star wars 7? Maybe [SPOILER] Nobody's limbs."

"Me and my bed are in a committed relationship, I think my alarm clock is just jealous of our love."

"You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead."