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Joke of the Day
"What is the opposite of a meme? A youyou"
Next Joke
"I wish I was a Farmer So I could be outstanding in my field."
"What they told you about Mormonism is a lie Because they can't tell the truth"
"The guy who invented urine therapy died a few days ago. May be rest in peace."
"What did the zombie farmer say he wanted? Grrraaaaiiinnns..."
"Poop jokes... are the shit."
"I was gonna go on a double date the other day... But in the end I couldn't find three other people to go with me."
"Today i learned that the average person has 8 sexual partners in their lifetime Today i also learned im a whore"
"A Hippopotamus wanted to go to College to become a Neurologist... ...but he couldn't find the Hippocampus."
"Now that Donald Trump having a real shot at the presidency, who is most afraid? Every Juan!"