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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste."
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"Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long."
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"Waiter waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir mosquitoes have very small appetites !"
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"What were Nazi turkeys forced to do each Thanksgiving? Goebel Goebbels."
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender! Badum dum tiss"
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"Why are there so many dogs at the pound? Because no one wants them."