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Joke of the Day
"If you enjoy waking up and checking to see what died, get a fish tank"
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"What happens when you sing a country music song backwards? You get your wife, truck, and land back."
"I added broccoli to my kid's Mac n Cheese and now he's sitting in a spinny chair, petting a hairless cat and plotting his revenge."
"What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk? White and black noise."
"In light of Wednesday in Texas Talk about a clock block."
"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at? Tennish."
"what do you call a prosecutor on a rape case? a cosby sweater."
"One day I'm gonna go to work without my glasses and they're gonna be like, ""Who's that hottie?"" and I'm gonna be like, ""WHO IS SAYING THAT?"""
"[a girl favs my tweet] [goes to pharmacy] one condom please"
"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts! Yup ya walked right into that one"