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Joke of the Day
"Malaysian food is the best! Because it goes down easily"
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"Nu Finish makes a Scratch Doctor to get unwanted scratches out of your car... They should make a Biatch Doctor!"
"What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together? it's must-up ..*rubs brow*"
"How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing? A buck an ear"
"How did the raisin have fun at the movies? It took a date...."
"I'm really confused by the fact people judge me for refusing to pay for Netflix... I mean, I've seen Stranger Things."
"What do you call a naked blond standing on her hands? A brunette with bad breath."
"Why are waiters terrible pornstars? They only want the tip"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bab ! Bab who ? Bab Boone is a real ape !"
"Are you the new English teacher? Yes I are."