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Joke of the Day
"Malaysian food is the best! Because it goes down easily"
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"You can tuck a carrot into bed , but it won't know what you are doing because he's a carrot"
"When I call 911, I'm gonna do a Sean Connery impersonation to briefly amuse the jurors at my trial."
"My son asked my wife what true love was ""It's spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'll miss them"""
"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?"
"I told my dad I lost my virginity... He said ""You were on bottom?... Then you really fucked up""."
"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door My plumber has a funny sense of humour"
"What did the jewish pedophile say too the children? Would you like to ""buy"" some candy"
"1 in every 5 dolphins is a method actor."
"What did God say when he made black people? ""Ah, shit. A burnt batch."""