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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to speak to the manager or someone who know's what's going on?"
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"A man and a little boy walk into the woods... the little boy says, ""It sure is dark and scary!"" The man looks at the boy and says, ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone!"""
"Do you know why you shouldn't wear Ukrainian underpants? Chernobyl fall out."
"Body scans and genital fondlings would save more lives if our Government was paying to have them done in hospitals rather than airports."
"Star Wars Spoilers (not really) Dumbledore dies!"
"Why's it taking so long to legalise gay marriage in the whole of the US? I mean, America had four fathers and it turned out alright"
"The Punished Schoolboy by Major Bumsaw"
"Why do golfers always bring an extra pair of trousers In case they get a hole in one"
"If an Astronaut Vomits in L.E.O. If an Astronaut vomits in L.E.O., what do you call the portion of the vomit closest to the Earth? The Ralph Nadir"
"I celebrate 4/20 On 1/5 Simplify your fractions!"