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Joke of the Day
"Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store? Because he didn't want toupee."
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"How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it will take 13 attempts."
"What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ? Cut funding for wind power in Australia"
"I wanted to tell you a joke about selfishness. But I'll keep this one for myself."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !"
"I unplugged my carbon monoxide detector from the wall today All that beeping was giving me headaches and making me feel nauseous"
"People who like ""The Bachelor"" are like racists; you know they're out there, but you just hope your friends don't feel that way."
"So I had this idea to make money by selling bottled bottles ...It made no cents"
"I've now had my account locked and been forced to change my password so many times it is up to: password1234567"
"Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to ""cheek his paperwork""."