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Joke of the Day

"Boss: Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary? Employee: I am allergic to peanuts."

"Shout out to all the animals that help Disney princesses get shit done."

"What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !"

"What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it."

"If you don't like my opinion of you improve yourself!"

"I may be schizophrenic But at least I have each other"

"I named my penis the truth - Because women can't handle it."

"When I see a reality show, I can't decide which sucks more. Reality or the show."

"I had issues with my wireless mouse... ...so i got a cable cat and now my problems are solved"

"My mom just got me off of work early. I love when she comes by the office. *Literally just happened"