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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it."

"Why would John Wilkes Booth kill Abraham Lincoln? You would too if the guy in front of you at the Theatre was wearing a Top Hat!"

"how do you get a 100 cows into a barn? put up a Bingo sign!"

"I dream of a world without war, without poverty and without girls who post sexy selfies with unrelated inspirational quote captions."

"What do you call an alligator that always starts fights? An instigator!"

"Stereotype Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads? - Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)"

"What do you call Abby who lives in the city? Downtown Abby"

"Why don't we elect fat presidents any more? Because they don't run."

"Relationships are like yard sales.... They look like fun from a couple yards away, but up close it's just a bunch of crap you don't need."

"Do you know the one step to avoiding clickbait? Obviously not. gg y'all, inbox = rekt"