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Joke of the Day

"When I see a reality show, I can't decide which sucks more. Reality or the show."

"A common pick-up line at the gay bar.. ""Can I push in your stool?"""

"Sorry, this joke's a repeat.. ^^^^^I'll ^^^^^show ^^^^^myself ^^^^^out"

"Me and my mate have just been fighting over which is the best vowel. I won."

"Harry: Want to see a magic trick? Voldemort: Let's see what you got Potter. Harry: Got your nose! Voldemort: You know I hate that game."

"Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played? It was in A-minor"

"What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas? Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)"

"Sorry I'm shit faced Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen? There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn."

"Did you hear about the guy with the perfectly average facial features. I hear it was a mean look."

"No YouP0rn... I do not want to play poker, I'm at work for crying out loud."