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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to all the animals that help Disney princesses get shit done."
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"What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's? I forgot"
"Man walks into a rod He doesn't understand comedy"
"Starbucks should have a separate line for people who don't know what they want or how the world works."
"Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs? If you're good at something never do it for free."
"what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? have you seen my tractor?"
"You remind me of my little toe Why because I'm so cute and tiny? No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table."
"A tale of two tomatoes. Once there were two tomatoes crossing a street when a car hit one of them. The one not hit turns around and says nothing due to the shock he had seeing his friend die."
"The day we decided such footwear would be called ""flip-flops"" was not our most creative moment."
"You treat your body like a temple? That's nice. I treat mine like a whorehouse above a liquor store next to a motherfucking Taco Bell."