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Joke of the Day
"I secretly bought some new trousers without telling my girlfriend Do you think chinos?"
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"What does a Jew do to make them love Christmas? Install a parking meter on the roof."
"My Archimedes Heel is Greek references"
"What's another word for cinnamon? Synonym."
"I slept with the lights on last night because I missed the light switch with all 8 of the Nerf Darts I shot while lying in bed."
"Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City guess they don't have cell towers there so you didn't get my texts I'm going to kill you b"
"Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say ""Give me the dumbest thing you can think of."""
"If everyone had a gun, we wouldn't have to worry about gun violence. This is why war zones are noted for their safety."
"Anal sex is like getting your first car You dont really want it but your step dad gives it To you anyways"
"what idiot named it jurassic world instead of parks and rex"