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Joke of the Day

"I slept with the lights on last night because I missed the light switch with all 8 of the Nerf Darts I shot while lying in bed."

"whats a frogs favourite type of shoe... open toaded shoes"

"The lack of proof that Robert Downey Jr is stalking me just convinces me that he is very good at it."

"Is it gay if a male doctor feels your balls while looking you deep in your eyes and isn't really a doctor but is just some guy at Target?"

"I had an argument with a Mobius strip the other day. It was very one-sided."

"What's the most immature gaming console? Ninutendo 69"

"Two non-english speaking Mexican go to gran central... One of them goes up to the cashier and asks for ""tu tickets plees"". The cashier asks ""one-way?"" To which the Mexican responds ""no, two gueys."""

"Kanye West hospitalised in Los Angeles. At this difficult time, our thoughts and prayers go out to... ...all the hospital staff."

"I'm putting ""open bar"" on my invitations, but its gonna be a cash bar. Just because its my 3rd wedding doesn't mean u can skip it, slackers."

"I'm thinking about selling my Theremin. I haven't touched it in years."