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"How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany? Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss."
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"Does it take more than one Mexican to screw in a light bulb? No, Juan knows"
"What do you mean you're not going to spank me? I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you?"
"I'm really good at acting like I'm sorry the elevator door is closing and you missed it."
"Why are dragons so tired? Because they fight knights!"
"Why did man invent the shipping cart? To teach women how to stand on their hind legs."
"Disney shouldn't have to post warning signs Don't their gators make a ticking sound as they approach?"
"I m married a girl with acute angina... After a couple of kids it was gone."