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Joke of the Day

"20 Years Ago... 20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. And now, we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope"

"What did the vegan give the homeless guy? A lecture."

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Oh, you have? How'd you get between their tiny little legs?"

"So an Irish guy walks out of a bar (Pause for effect)"

"Thinking about becoming an unemployed mom so I can make up to $64/hr online."

"What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets? ""Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot""."

"What are pedophile's favorite shoes? Vans"

"I chuckled at this one Suicidal arsonist burned at the stake."

"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line"

"What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV? Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain."