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Joke of the Day

"Steam Support Knock knock; Who's there? Steam support? Steam support who? ... ... ... ... We're sorry, VAC bans cannot be removed from this account."

"It sucks when you get to work early but then shit for so long that your boss thinks you came in late. I need a ""I'm Here But Shitting"" sign."

"There was a pile up on the freeway.... reportedly due to a bunch of old underwear, scattered all over the road. No one is sure how they got there, but there were skidmarks everywhere"

"My son is sort of like rapunzel But instead of letting his hair down he lets everybody down."

"Jesus and floppy discs are very similar They both died to become the image of saving"

"A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre And the bartender gives it to her."

"I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never, oh you knocked me down again, you are being very rude"

"What do you call a gay guy who blends in really well with his straight friends? homogeneous"

"How do Rabbis make money? They keep the tips."

"I thought it was weird when my boss at the bakery asked me to pack fudge Cause we don't sell fudge."