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Joke of the Day

"How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question, MRAs never get to screw anything."

"Bill Cosby and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar... tender girl who later reports them to the police for sexual harrasment."

"Cause of death: Very rough shirt tag"

"trump: u gave hillary 3 scoops of ice cream & i only got 2 icecream guy: u ate the first scoop already trump: ive never eaten ice cream ever"

"I like to steal other peoples' Viagra... It's a real dick move, I know."

"Do not break eye contact with your waitress as you put the spaghetti in your wallet."

"What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree on top of you would kill you? A pool table."

"4 people were about to have sex I think they were in foursome fun"

"What do Asian pirates say? ELLLLLLL!!!"

"Asians are so bad at driving... I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was just an accident."