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Joke of the Day

"How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question, MRAs never get to screw anything."

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"Cause of death: Very rough shirt tag"
"trump: u gave hillary 3 scoops of ice cream & i only got 2 icecream guy: u ate the first scoop already trump: ive never eaten ice cream ever"
"I like to steal other peoples' Viagra... It's a real dick move, I know."
"Do not break eye contact with your waitress as you put the spaghetti in your wallet."
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"4 people were about to have sex I think they were in foursome fun"
"What do Asian pirates say? ELLLLLLL!!!"
"Asians are so bad at driving... I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was just an accident."