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Joke of the Day
"Two men walk into a bar The third ducks. LOL"
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"*Reversing my car* Ahh, this takes me back."
"""My lips are sealed."" -Virgins."
"I wonder if the Pope has any pets... Yeah they are called altar boys."
"What is the world's most religious fish? The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this."
"How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say ""Who's special?"""
"An attractive woman at a bar orders a double entendre. The bartender gives it to her."
"what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? *""I don't know. What?""* a condescending con descending."
"If you played pokemon in Brazil, you might catch a Zikachu"
"If Bruce Wayne was Jewish, would he have had a bar mitzvah or a bat mitzvah?"