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Joke of the Day
"What do Asian pirates say? ELLLLLLL!!!"
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"50 cent is so broke I bet two of him couldn't even make a dollar."
"the blood of the innocent will run in the streets? maybe it should get a car or at least use the sidewalk"
"Does anybody know a rad trigonometry joke? Please don't go off on a tangent."
"What's the pope's favorite power tool? A cathedrill"
"How does Bilbo take his tea? Bag-in"
"What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man? The homeless man has $7 to his name."
"Why did the bigamist cross the road? To get to the other bride."
"How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash."
"*slips the attendant $20* ""make sure you pick me out a good one"" Sir this is a daycare... ""uh huh *winks* a daycare"""