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Joke of the Day

"4 people were about to have sex I think they were in foursome fun"

"For Christmas this year I'm going to pay my bills and look at pictures of Europe and cry."

"On the train... A girl sneezes. you: ""bless you."" she: ""sorry, i have a boyfriend."" voice from a few seats behind you: ""i'm a vegan."""

"If you're telling a story to a group and are interrupted and then no one asks you to continue, ruin their party by drowning in the pool."

"I have a pizza joke but it's a little cheesy"

"Just came into a HUGH sum of money... I'm an ant and its a penny."

"Knock Knock, Who's there Jesus, Jesus who, You haven't heard the good word of the Lord, I have some wonderful pamphlets to show you to the ways of God"

"So my dyslexia makes it hard for me to take public transportation and... ...oops. Sorry. Wrong bus."

"If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice. At night the Asians will come and fix it for you."

"Trump & Hillary are on a boat. The boat sinks, who survives? The United States."