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Joke of the Day
"I like to steal other peoples' Viagra... It's a real dick move, I know."
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"Never hit a man with eyeglasses Use your fist instead. >Enthusiastically told by my 6 year old brother, I thought it was worth sharing."
"What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife? Reverse to make sure."
"I don't trust left handed people They're never right"
"Irony is lost on kleptomaniacs because they take everything literally."
"Going to a Yahtzee party. I hope that isn't slang for something gay. Well, gayer than Yahtzee."
"What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta? The Rake."
"Why has there never been a military dictatorship in America? Because they don't have an American embassy over there."
"What's the difference between cider and apple juice? My wife doesn't let me cum in apple juice :-("
"Watching Animal Hoarders. It's like Snow White only the animals aren't really helping with the cleaning."