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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing your wife can text you after she sends you nudes? ""Oops, wrong person."""
Next Joke
"McDonald's french fries are not real food. Just found one under my car seat from two months ago and it looked perfect. Tasted fine, too."
"""Is this InkJet any good?"" ""Sure we've sold it to royalty"" ""Princesses?"" ""Mate, it prints ALL the letters"""
"She said ""you look like trouble""...so I nudged her down the stairs, because I don't like people falling short of their expectations."
"Doctor: You need a kidney transplant. Me: A transplant? Dr: Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. I know where each one is buried. Me:"
"The scene from The Exorcist where she's tied to the bed cursing like a sailor, but it's me when getting a Brazilian."
"""I think it's about time we had a white president"" - 8 year olds"
"I write a lot of racist jokes, but, don't get me wrong, I'm not a Republican."
"Why did the nihilist cross the road? It doesn't matter."
"Somebody needs to figure out how to deep fry a salad."