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Joke of the Day
"""I think it's about time we had a white president"" - 8 year olds"
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"To support all you Movember guys, I'm not shaving my legs this month. To be honest, I probably won't shave in Mecember or Manuary either."
"*walks in house wearing a large neck brace* oh no, what happened? ""my earbud cord got caught on a chair while I was walking"""
"Dear god, please let me have sex at least as often as adobe or java needs an update. Everyday."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Steamroller Barbie ...doll squashed flat"
"What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black? Rap Music"
"Hulu coming to PS3. Finally I can watch TV on my TV."
"I want a house I can drive my car in You could drive from vroom to vroom."
"Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy."
"What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous? Shark infested mashed potatoes."