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Joke of the Day

"""Is this InkJet any good?"" ""Sure we've sold it to royalty"" ""Princesses?"" ""Mate, it prints ALL the letters"""

"The problem about movies with potential They always fall the hardest"

"Most people have 32 teeth. Some People have 10. Its simple meth."

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's pretty time consuming. I'll escort myself out now."

"What did the man do after he fucked the tightest pussy... ...put the diaper back on."

"I have a dream... That one day handicap people will be able to park wherever they want."

"When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger and write WASH ME on her face..."

"Early reports say Robin Williams died from arson.... But I Doubtfire."

"If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Mexican name?"

"What's the integral of 1/(cabin)? 1 natural log cabin. I'll show myself out."