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"What's got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog"
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"Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum."
"What's the most famous line at a gay bar? ""Can I push in your stool?"""
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"Did you know that 10% of what Trump says is actually true? Neither does he."
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