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Joke of the Day

"She said ""you look like trouble""...so I nudged her down the stairs, because I don't like people falling short of their expectations."

"What is a Polish person's favorite weapon? A Warsaw..."

"The doctors tell me I have Alzheimer's, cancer and hepatitis. It could be worse. I could have Alzheimer's."

"What is Link's favorite hotel? Hyaaaaatt!"

"What do you tell a Jew with a tattoo? Nothing, you already told his grandparents 6 million times"

"Why cant a bicykle stand on its own? Because its two tired! *badum tiss*"

"What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do"

"[filling out job application] Race: Barbarian"

"What did the photographer say when he retired? ""I can't take it anymore!"""

"2 reasons not to drink toilet water: Number 1 and number 2."