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Joke of the Day
"I write a lot of racist jokes, but, don't get me wrong, I'm not a Republican."
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"A Scottish man released a love song for his wife It's called for the sheep"
"What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11? When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way."
"""FOR [sound of robot-computer meltdown/Buckethead noise] PRESS 1 FOR [feint but audible screams of someone being chased in woods] PRESS 2"""
"Inspecting mirrors.... ....is a job I can see myself doing."
"What's the difference between you and Dick Clark? At least that dick had a stroke. Thank you Hard times of RJ Berger"
"If I could meet any celebrity it might have to be David Schwimmer. In a schwimming pool. Learning how to schwim."
"Isn't Twitter basically all NSFW since we all tweet while we're at work & hit the 'Close Tab' button like a ninja when the boss walks by?"
"What kind of drugs do ducks take? The snort quack."
"5 beer 2 Fingers A Faizan Walks Into A Bar, Holds up two fingers, and says ''FIVE Beers_Please''"