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Joke of the Day

"Why was the ocean always sad? Because the beach never waved back."

"True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own."

"What's trumps favorite movie? Wall-e"

"I'd hate to give a speech to nudists because I'd be nervous and then I'd have to imagine them without their skin on and skeletons are scary."

"If there's one good thing about the election of Trump, it's the greatly lowered odds of being attacked by Russia. After all, they're not going to key their own car."

"What did socialists use before candles? Light bulbs."

"I got kicked out of Monochromes Anonymous for using colourful language."

"Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!"

"When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the lights."

"What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle? Weeeeeeeeeeee"