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Joke of the Day

"What did socialists use before candles? Light bulbs."

"Why did the bee put on a yarmulka He didn't want anyone to think he was a WASP."

"Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine."

"Dad-Son Dad: There's this test we need to go for. Son: You never told me earlier! I'm going to fail now. Dad: It's a DNA test. You have to pass."

"What happened when the Italian Chef Died He Pasta Way"

"Most people see a ""pregnant mom"" planned parenthood sees a ""parts store."""

"Why one's dick can be only 11 inches long? Because if it's longer, it's called a foot."

"presidents day is just a holiday created by ""Big President"" to get us to buy more presidents"

"alarm (noun) -a device commonly used in the morning to invent new curse words."

"What's the difference between Tim cook and a dead body? Tim cook gets to come out of the closet."