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Joke of the Day

"True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own."

"Why is a fire truck always red? Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose."

"What do a pimp and a cowboy have in common? They both know how to throw a ho-down."

"The best ""Ben Dover"" type of names you know thread. I just used one of these types of names as a joke earlier and realized I don't know that many of them. I bet reddit knows a lot of them!"

"Ted, The bus driver got pulled over.. He was busted."

"What did the mathematician do at the baseball game? 4 the home team"

"A Boston Marathon runner was asked about his experience. He said it was a blast."

"What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!"

"[God is taking a nap] Prankster Angel: Um yea hi, Abraham? This is God. *trying super hard not to laugh* You need to kill your son."

"What do Germans call their own EasyMac? Mein Kraft"