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Joke of the Day

"I got kicked out of Monochromes Anonymous for using colourful language."

"Threw a surprise bukakee party for my girlfriend last night You should have seen her face."

"I hate all 1970's female solo artists What a bunch of pre-madonnas"

"What's a lannister's favorite pop star? Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar"

"What do Coors Light and sex in a canoe have in common? They're both fucking close to water."

"One time I didn't masturbate for 11 years... and then I turned 12."

"How are Oklahoma 3.2 beers like sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."

"How can you tell when you're in a ring of fire? When you reach for the Preparation H and accidentally grab the Ben-Gay"

"What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception? Parents."

"What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies? WILL.I.WAS"