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Joke of the Day
"What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle? Weeeeeeeeeeee"
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"What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods."
"What did the flower say to the bicycle? Petal."
"Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry."
"A girl told me she'd only date me if I had a six-pack How can I get beer if I'm under 21?"
"What's Darth Vader's corrupt brother's name? Taxi Vader"
"Today in 1892, JRR Tolkien was born. He wrote about all the horrible things that will happen if you put a ring on it."
"Cop joke A cop accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He learned to never book a judge by their cover."
"I know 5 people who are clinically insane I'm two of them..."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!"