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Joke of the Day
"What did Data find in Picard's gym sock? The Next Generation"
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"My wife's cock crazy... Two licks then she goes nuts."
"Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team? He was always spiking the ball."
"The awkward moment when you remember something but you don't know if it was real or just a dream."
"The Hunger Games is like Soccer. Everyone runs around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand."
"What are stories about oranges? Pulp Fiction"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the golf club wielding maniac."
"Why do scuba divers jump off the boat backwards? Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat."
"""I dropped my toothpaste""... ...he said, crestfallen."
"Ever hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he."